A Pile of Fortunes

So, when I was last attempting to clean my room (seriously…I feel like Sisyphus here), I started gathering up all of the random fortune cookie fortunes that I keep meaning to post here. And now…here they are all at once! With commentary! (Feel free to add your choice of amusing ending to each: in bed, between the sheets, etc.)

* Your respect for others will be your ticket to success. (Sounds reasonable…)

* An hour with one friend is worth more than ten with strangers. (…And my friends are stranger than most.)

* Do what is right, not what you should. (*nods*)

* Look with favor upon a bold beginning. (Oooookay.)

* You heart is pure, and your mind is clear, and soul devout. (…I think I got someone else’s cookie. Uh…Thanks?)

* You will have some wonderful new experiences. (I certainly hope that this one is accurate.)

* You are contemplative and analytical by nature. (Actually, this one is pretty accurate.)

* You will soon be honored by someone you respect. (Will I have to dress up?)

* Time, once lost, can never be regained. (Wait. Not even if I had a TARDIS? Awww, man!)

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