I have a cat named Merry. I tend to call her Mer-Mer, or the Mer. She is small, black, and cute. Merry, however, comes with rules of conduct.
Rules of the Mer:
* Do not attempt to pet Merry unless she is 1) on the couch or 2) on the bed. Then, you may pet her if you live in the house. Strangers may not touch the Mer. Actually, strangers will not even see the Mer. (My sister is the noted exception to the non-resident rule.) Residents may pet the Mer, but only for a very short time. Too much petting will result in the Mer up and leaving.
* Do not attempt to pick up the Mer. The results vary from the wiggly Mer escaping to various and sundry puncture marks. If you have managed to actually subdue a picked up Merry, do not then make a loud noise, or you will have a nice long scratch to go with your puncture scars.
* Do not attempt to feed the Mer anything that is not kibble. Merry disdains all manner of cat yummies, up to, and including, tuna. The Mer laughs at treats and completely ignores wet food.
* Do not expect the Mer to meow, unless it is in annoyance. Then she is more likely to hiss and growl.
* Do not be tempted by the furry Mer belly. It is a trap.
The third rule is how I know that there is a podcat living in my house. Very occasionally, Mer-Mer will act completely out of character. She might meow a little, or let you pet her a bit longer than normal. But the other day something completely unprecedented occurred.
Merry drank milk.
She has never even been interested in milk before, much less anything that is non-kibble in nature. Better yet, I was in the right place to take a grainy picture of the event, as is right and proper for a sighting of this kind. I have seen the podcat. Currently she doesn’t seem bent on world domination, unless her plans are hidden under the bed somewhere.
I’ll keep an eye on her though. Just in case.